HINDI-ENGLISH NON-VEG JOKES

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I am starting this thread for fun and i would be sharing funny nonveg hindi/english jokes .
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Do Saheliyon Ne Apna Sex Change Operation Ek Saath Karwane Ka Faisla Kiya.
Operation Ke Waqt Unke Rishtedar Operation Theatre Ke Bahar Chintagrast Ho Kar Intezar Kar Rahe The.
Kuch Ghanton Baad Doctor Bahar Aaya Aur Bola, "Mubarak Ho! Laude Lag Gaye!"
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Height of Planning:
One day a boy takes his girlfriend to eat Panipuri... only to check how wide she can open her mouth!
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Judge Hearing a divorce case.
Judge to Husband: Tumhe Divorce Kyun Chahiye?
Husband: Judge Saab, I am not satisfied with her on bed.
Judge to Wife: Aapko Is Baare Mein Kuch Kehna Hai???
Wife: Sare Mohalle Waale Khush Hain, Sabki Tassali Karwa Deti Hun, Bas Isi Harami Ke Nakhre Khatam Nahin Hote..]
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:lotpot: panipuri joke was awesome
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Ramesh: Interview kaisa hua?

Suresh: Interview to theek hua, lekin last mein woh english mein kuchh boli "Show me your testimonial".

Rakesh: To phir.

Suresh: Mujhe lagta hai ki main ghalat cheez dikha ke aa gaya hoon.😂😂
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Pappu: "Mom, Aap blouse mein paise kyun rakhti ho?"
Mom: "Taaki tere papa ko pata na chale"
Pappu: "Mom aap bhi na, bechare papa roz kaamwali ke blouse mein dhoondte rehte hain"
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Ek ladki sadak par akeli jaa rahi thi, pichhe se ek ladka bola : Ghar tak lift chahiye kya?
Ladki : Bhag jaa harami 3 din se lift le rahi hoon abhi tak ghar nahi pahuchi.

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:lotpot: :thanks: :thanks:
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An old lady went to visit her dentist. When it was her turn, she sat in the chair, lowered her underpants, and raised her legs. The dentist said, "Excuse me, but I'm not a gynecologist." "I know," said the old lady. "I want you to take my husband's teeth out.
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