HINDI-ENGLISH NON-VEG JOKES

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दुकानदार:-क्या चाहिए ?

ग्राहक:-जी योनि ।

दुकानदार :- मादर चोद क्या बोला तूने?

ग्राहक: जिओनी का मोबाइल चाहिए
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Simple9170 wrote: Tue Dec 11, 2018 6:42 pm An old lady went to visit her dentist. When it was her turn, she sat in the chair, lowered her underpants, and raised her legs. The dentist said, "Excuse me, but I'm not a gynecologist." "I know," said the old lady. "I want you to take my husband's teeth out.
:lotpot: :rolrun: awesome joke bro
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Ek ladka dukan pe jake bolta hai :
“Ek condom dena girlfriend ko gift dena hai”
Dukan wala : To mai is par cover laga dun…?
Boy : Yahi to cover hai … Gift to mere paas hai
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Teacher: “Ladkiayn Kab Badi Hoti Hai?”



Boys: “Jab Wo Bra Pehan Ne Lgti Hai..!”



Teacher: “Ladke Kab Bade Hote Hai?”



Girls: “Jab Wo Bra Utarne Lage“
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A Girl Is Shouting In Her Bedroom.

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Haaccchhii…

She’s Suffering From Cold.

Chiii Gande Non Veg Jokes Ki Aadat Pad Gayi Hai Tum Logo Ko.
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Ek aaadmi ki shaadi ek traafic police waali ladki se ho jaati hai.


Agle din uske doston ne pucha: Bata Bhai Kaisi Rahi Suhagrat?


Aadmi: Mat pucho yaar, bahut bura hua mere saath. Kisi Police waLi ke saath kabhi shaadi mat karna.


Dost: Arre batao bhi, aisa kya ho gaya?


Aadmi: Usne suhaag raat ko hi mujhe 800 Rs ka jurmaana thok diya.


Dost, hairani se: Jurmaana!!! Oye kis cheez ka jurmaana?


Aadmi: 100 Rs Over Speed, 300 Wrong Side Entry aur 400 Rs Without Helmet ka…
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:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
very nice jokes bro, i can't stop laughing
but one request
this topic is created by kyamaalhaiyaar
i recommed you to create your own topic please :)
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::§:: Santa Banta Short Jokes ::§::
Santa 14th floor se niche gir gaya,
Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khidki se
apni biwi ko roti banate huye dekha aur
wo zor se chilaya “Mere liye mat banana…”
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Ok, that insurance joke had me on the floor. Thanks for sharing.

Dont have any jokes to share at the moment
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Hame malum hai k aap hame bhul nahi sakte,
Lekin pas b hamare aa nahi sakte,
yahan tak aa rahi hai tere BADAN ki BADBU,
Kya Tum NAHA NAHI SAKTE??
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