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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”
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Little Student: Madam, when I grow up,
how will my wife have a baby?

Teacher: (after thinking for sometime)
An angel will come from heaven &
hand over a baby to your wife.

Student: so who do I need to fuck ??
wife or angel ?
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Man to wife: Business is bad,
if YOU learn TO cook we can remove servant.

Wife: If YOU learn how to fuck we can remove driver,
gardener & watchman…
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Pappu: Dad, today they taught
about Sex in the class.
Santa: Ok son.
Later he saw Pappu shaking his
penis, he asked what r u doing?
Pappu: Homework Dad….
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Girl goes TO repair umbrella.
Umbrella man says:-
Upper cloth has to be removed and rod has to b inserted.

Girl says:- Do any thing but water shouldn’t go in !!!
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టీచర్ : "మన చేతికి ఎన్ని వేలు వుంటాయి ?"
ఛింటు : "ఆరు...ఆరు.."
టీచర్: కొపంతో .."వెధవ... చెయ్యి pant lo nunchi తీసి లెక్కబెట్టు...."
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కాలేజి టీచర్ :"స్టూడెంట్స్, ఎక్కువ బరువును మోస్తు తక్కువ బరువు వున్న వస్తువు చెప్పండి ?"
కొంటె కుర్రాడు :"మీ బ్రా టీచర్"
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అబ్బాయి :"నేను నిన్ను ముద్దు పెట్టుకొవచ్చా.."
అమ్మాయి : "దానిదేముంది, పెట్టుకొవచూ... ఎక్కడ పెడుతావు?.. అడ్డు పెదవుల పైనా ? నిలువు పెదవుల పైనా?"
అబ్బాయి : " ఏమిటి? నాకు అర్థం కాలేదు ?"
అమ్మాయి విస్సుగ్గా : "వెదవ, పై పెదువులా... కింది పెదవులా ?" అడిగింది..
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వెంగళప్ప పల్లెటూరు అమ్మయిని పెళ్ళి చేసుకుని మామగారింటికి వచ్చాడు... సరే బొర్ కొడుతుంది అని అలా ఊరిలొకి వెళ్ళాడు..... అక్కడ కొందరు యువకులు కనిపించారు.....వారి వద్దకు వెళ్ళి...
వెంగళప్ప : "ఇక్కడ ఎంజాయ్ చెయ్యడానికి ఎమైనా దొరుకుతుందా ?" అని అడిగాడు.
అంతల్లొ ఆ యువకులొనుండి ఒకతను వచ్చి
"లేదు... దొరికే ఒక్కరిని మీరు పెళ్ళి చెసుకున్నారుగా" అన్నాడు
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