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పెళ్ళి సంబంధం గురించి మాట్లడుతునారు..
అబ్బయితరుపు వారు : "అబ్బయి క్లర్క్ ఉద్యోగం, 4000 జీతమ్, పైనుండి 15000 సంపాదిస్తాడు".
అమ్మయి తరుపు వారు : "మా అమ్మయి నర్స్ ఉద్యోగం, 2500 జీతం, పైగ కింది నుండి 50000 సంపాదిస్తుంది".
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A man tells his friends that his 5 year old son is very badmash (naughty), because he made our housemaid pregnant! Ask how?

Badmash punctured all my C**doms with a pin.
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Two women talk about sex:
- Do you tell your husband when you reach the orgasm?
- No, I don't want to bother him while he is in the office.
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A little boy goes to school but bringing in a cat with him. Teacher asks him “why did you bring your cat to school?”

The little boy replies, “Well, I heard my daddy telling mommy when the kids leave I’m gonna eat that pussy up.”
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ఒక సారి వెంగళప్ప కార్ పక్కన ముత్ర విసర్జన చేస్తునాడు..
అదిచూసిన ఒక విదేశీయుడు
"ఇలా చేస్తే మీ దేశంలో పోలిసులు పట్టుకోరా ?" అని అడిగాడు
దానికి వెంగళప్ప "పట్టుకోరు... మాది మేమె పట్టుకొవాలి" అన్నాడు.
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A husband and wife decide on a code language whenever they feel like having sex to escape the attention of their son. According to the code language, the wife will be the typewriter and the husband will act as the typist. However, they had a petty quarrel a few days ago and were not talking to each other. One day the husband gets into the mood and he can’t hold any longer. So he sends a word to his wife through the son. The son comes and tells her, “Mom, dad wants to use the typewriter.” The wife was having her period at that time and she thought for a while and said, “Tell dad, he can’t because the red ribbon is on now,” she said. However, the husband misunderstands that it was a deliberate excuse on her part. Next day the son comes to his dad on an errand from his mom this time and tells him, “Dad, mom said it is okay now; the red ribbon is removed and you can type.” The husband then tells his son, “Tell your mom I don’t need to type now. It was urgent, so I've already written with my hand!”
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ఒక బాబు వాళ్ళ అమ్మతో: అమ్మా సు సు వస్తుంది చెడ్డీ విప్పు...

అమ్మ: భగవంతుడా ఇదేమి జీవితమో ఏమో పగలంతా కొడుకు చెడ్డీ విప్పాలి .. రాత్రయితే తండ్రి చెడ్డీ విప్పాలి..
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భార్య : మీతో ఒక మాట చెప్పనా..
భర్త: చెప్పు..
భార్య: చెప్పాక కొట్టొద్దు మరి!!!
భర్త: కొట్టను గానీ చెప్పు ఏంటి విషయం ..??
భార్య: నేను ఇప్పుడు ప్రెగ్నెంట్..!!
భర్త: హుర్రే.. ఇంత మంచి వార్త చెప్పడానికి భయపడతావెందుకు ???

భార్య: మరి ఇదే మాట పెళ్ళికి ముందు నాన్నతో చెప్తే బాగా కొట్టాడు...!!!!
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