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ఒక అమ్మాయి రాత్రి పూట ఇంట్లో ఒక్కతే ఉంటుంది..
తోడు కోసం తన ఫ్రెండ్ ని ఇంటికి పిలుస్తుంది..
వాళ్ళకి ఆ రాత్రి నగ్నంగా స్నానం చేద్దామనిపించి బాత్రూమ్లోకి వెళ్తారు..
బట్టలు విప్పి స్నానం చేస్తుంటే ఒక అమ్మాయి ఇంకో అమ్మాయిని అడుగుతుంది...
"అదేంటే నీకు కింద వెంట్రుకలు లేవు" .

రెండో అమ్మాయి ..

"ఓసి పిచ్చిదానా.. రోజూ నడిచే దారిలో గడ్డి మొలుస్తుందా ఎక్కడైనా..
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A husband says to his wife, "I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time." The wife thinks about it for a few moments and replies, "Your dick is bigger than your brothers."
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Lady 1: "Why is your husband so punctual when returning home from work?"
Lady 2: "I made a simple rule: sex will begin at 9pm sharp, whether he is there or not."
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A woman came to police station with complaint that her purse was stolen
Police: Where did you keep your purse
Woman: Inside my blose
Police: Did you notice him taking purse?
Woman: I saw
Police: Then why didn't you stop him
Woman: I didn't know he was looking for my purse
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:perfect10: :perfect10: :perfect10: :party2:
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An old lady went to visit her dentist. When it was her turn, she sat in the chair, lowered her underpants, and raised her legs. The dentist said, "Excuse me, but I'm not a gynecologist." "I know," said the old lady. "I want you to take my husband's teeth out.
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Simple9170 wrote: Tue Jan 15, 2019 6:35 am An old lady went to visit her dentist. When it was her turn, she sat in the chair, lowered her underpants, and raised her legs. The dentist said, "Excuse me, but I'm not a gynecologist." "I know," said the old lady. "I want you to take my husband's teeth out.
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deserved wrote: Tue Jan 15, 2019 9:03 pm
Simple9170 wrote: Tue Jan 15, 2019 6:35 am An old lady went to visit her dentist. When it was her turn, she sat in the chair, lowered her underpants, and raised her legs. The dentist said, "Excuse me, but I'm not a gynecologist." "I know," said the old lady. "I want you to take my husband's teeth out.
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Ek aaadmi ki shaadi ek traafic police waali ladki se ho jaati hai.


Agle din uske doston ne pucha: Bata Bhai Kaisi Rahi Suhagrat?


Aadmi: Mat pucho yaar, bahut bura hua mere saath. Kisi Police waLi ke saath kabhi shaadi mat karna.


Dost: Arre batao bhi, aisa kya ho gaya?


Aadmi: Usne suhaag raat ko hi mujhe 800 Rs ka jurmaana thok diya.


Dost, hairani se: Jurmaana!!! Oye kis cheez ka jurmaana?


Aadmi: 100 Rs Over Speed, 300 Wrong Side Entry aur 400 Rs Without Helmet ka…
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A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table.

Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed either,"

and storms out of the house. After sometime he realizes he was nasty and

decides to make amends and calls home.

She comes to the phone after many rings and the irritated husband says,

"What took you so long to answer the phone?"

She says, "I was in bed."

"In bed this early, doing what?" Shouts the doctor.

"Getting a second opinion!"
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